The Russian Marriage: Not Just a Mail Order Bride Scam Anymore

I know lots of married men, but probably only three who I would be comfortable classifying as "happily married." It's a shame, but a reality nevertheless. People get into relationships because it's comfortable and then find themselves detesting their spouse because things became too comfortable and now they are stuck with a roommate instead of a lover.

In response to this dilemma I wrote a blog about "The Henry Hill", where I extolled the virtues of having a Rossi/Friday Night Girlfriend of your very own to bring some spice to an otherwise boring life. In retrospect, I would disagree with myself. Managing two relationships is an awful idea and will just make an already miserable person worse.
My boy Roman read the blog and offered up a solution that made much more sense: A Russian Marriage.



Being that I will never let the truth get in the way of a good story, I will take Roman's word at face value. It goes like this: Due to the fact that there are so many more women than men in Russia, chicks have to be willing to go the extra mile to keep their fella coming home to them. A Russian wife will knowingly allow her husband to sleep with one woman per year for every year of their marriage as long as he makes sure to uphold his end of this unspoken agreement by never bringing it up. Guiltless cheating...brilliant.

The beauty of America is we can take things from other cultures like Hot Dogs and Tacos and make them our own. Why not poach the one slip up a year free pass and make it part of wedding vows? It would literally save millions of marriages and put divorce attorney's out of business. People are able to put up with a lot more shit if they know that a payoff is coming around the corner. This could really work as long as women don't get any ideas about being equals and having it apply to them too.