How Chicks Cheat Without Their Friends Knowing

Cheating is like AIDS; we know that shit's out there somewhere, but we don't know anyone who has/does it, right? Every guy I know thinks their girl is a gumdrop who doesn't even look at other men and every chick I know thinks their friends are a bunch of Tammy Wynette's who would never even consider straying. That's cool and all, but it's just not realistic. Unlike men, women keep their ep's a secret, even from their closest friends.

If a girl confides in a friend that she drunkenly made out with a stranger behind her guy's back, she's feeling really guilty about going full boat and only tells a portion of the story to get it off her chest and relieve some of her internal strife. She says that she 'got a number', she sucked a cock; says she 'flirted', she made out--That's how that works.

Here's how these Houdini's get dicked up without anyone knowing: They have a few too many and meet a guy on a harmless girls night out, ask for a number, go 'home' with the girls and then send out the 3AM text message to the dude they just met. I have seen this play out so many times it's almost if all women share the same brain.

Cock blocking friends be damned; your girl is getting it despite your best efforts to protect her. She just waits until you're home in bed and then does her dirty stuff. Idiot boyfriend thinks his angel was with you and as far as you know she was. It's actually a pretty brilliant strategy; Kudo's ladies.

Hate to break it to you fellas: You don't just have to worry about vacations and out of state justifications anymore; she's getting it every time she leaves your sight. I only know this because I have better looking friends than you.

You're welcome.