American Woman, Don't Fuck This Up

I wrote the following blog last October 2007 and I'm sorry that I gave you women as much credit as I initially did. Thanks a bunch for this candidate clusterfuck. It's your fault that we have to choose between Hussein and the Crazy Old Guy. Nice one dingbats!


Ladies, I beg of you, please put aside your socially conditioned cattiness towards other women and your impulse to screw over your fellow chick to make a guy happy next November. When you are in that voting booth, don't think of Hillary as a rival; think of her as the best of a bad lot and your next president.



Even if you are the most busted woman in the world, don't follow your instincts and hate on the woman. Trust me, your husband/boyfriend/fry cook at Denny's doesn't want to fuck Sen. Clinton even if she is prettier, richer and more powerful than you. You aren't in competition with her, some scumbag Republican is. I know it's hard, but say it to yourself 10 times and you might be able to think rationally.

There are more women than men in America, there are more registered women voters...it is up to you to not fuck this one up. If by chance the Republican propaganda machine scares you into thinking they are the ones that can protect your precious little babies and one of them slithers into the White House, the constitution should be altered to say fuck the 19th amendment and repeal women's suffrage.