Nope. Still 10"
My corner deli offers no less than 17 different penis enhancement products, including the infamous Weekend Prince and Weekend King which have a special spot reserved behind the counter and not on the wall of chemically enhanced boners (pictured above.) There must be a huge market for such things because their selection has quadrupled in recent weeks. I have only witnessed 2 drunken art students from SVA purchase 'All Night Long" and a Puerto Rican couple slide 'Max Size' on the sly to the counter along with their Dutch and Pringles. Maybe there is a mad rush for the stuff late at night when there are no other customers to snicker and judge.
posted by eddie at
9:06 AM
4 Comments:
I recognize "All Nite Long" and of course the inimitable "Weekend Prince" but these others must be new.
How long until they just make one called "Giant Cock" or "NeverCum"? I mean, really - is this really a market we need to tiptoe around and sugarcoat?!
That being said, "Long Jack" is fucking brilliant.
Here's a few more ideas for names just because its my last 20 minutes at this job:
Full Bag
Load Wad
Gobstobber
Schooner Tuna
Ram Rod
Cock Sure
Fuck All Goddamn Weekend
Bulge Badge
Baby Arm
War Cock
I'd put some cash behind either Full Bag or Never Cum...You made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
How about "One More Round"?
Try to capitalize on whatever fumes may be left from the whole Rocky VI thing?
No?
Is this thing on?
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