NYC: Number 1 for the Herp

"June 9 (Bloomberg) -- More than one in four New Yorkers were infected with genital herpes, a sexually transmitted disease that can cause sores and increase the spread of HIV, as of 2004, according to the city's first measurement of the virus.
About 26 percent of New Yorkers carried the virus compared with the national average of 19 percent, the New York City Health Department said today in a statement. The rate was higher among women than men -- 36 percent versus 19 percent."
For all those people who long for the dirty old days of NYC: the seedy Times Square, the junkie town of Alphabet City, the days when out of state Whitey wouldn't be frolicking around Harlem, Bushwick and Bed-Stuy unless they were suicidal...you can bring some of the bad old days back by having sex with 3 local women; odds are you'll end up a spotted dick with a NY story.

2 Comments:
true story! i know like 6 chicks with the herp (who'll admit it). i even roomed with one (found that out after she moved in) but she left after her boyfriend starting leaving pictures of naked men in my underwear draw.
i however, rule. because i am impervious to the herp. i have angry antibodies or something. really angry.
This makes me happy to be old, boring and married
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