Sprained Ankle Funny

My girl is on the same wavelength as I am. She's just like me, except: refined, successful, attractive and well liked. Anyway, we're walking down the street with her brother Tom and she spots a funny looking rock n' roller from earlier in the day. As everyone knows, nothing is funnier than an 'I don't give a fuck' metalhead not giving a fuck in public. Imagine if you will, a 6'5", 40 year old man wearing the "I'm a Virgin" shirt from above, tight white pants tucked into cowboy boots, rocking Jani Lane hair and a Lemmy 'stache, aggressively making out with a chick whilst sitting/getting Rogered by a sidewalk pole....The mere sight of such a human debacle might lead you to do as she did and take a reluctant Kamikaze dive off of the curb and sprain your little ankle too.