Chicks dig dancing, Like really dig dancing--it's right up there with getting attention from dudes, being the prettiest girl in a room, cocaine and shoes. There is a very simple equation that proves this assertion: Girl + Music + Drink = Dancing. Chicks even like guys who dance more than guys who don't until they figure out that dancing guys like other dancing guys. Anyway, you get it: every girl loves to cut a rug.
Well...not every girl. It seems that the only women morally opposed to dancing are the ones that are actually paid to dance. Try to go to a bachelor party and have the 'dancers' that come to your place actually dance. They have no moral objection to dealing with a room full of dudes penis', but ask them to dance and they become shrinking violets.
Not every guy is a pay for sex type, but no one is really opposed to a naked chick dancing. This just happened at my friend's bachelor party. We were rocking out to some Foghat from the cheapest Sounds of the 70's CD Walgreen's had to offer, and the chicks stood there like statues, wanting nothing to do with what they were hired to do.
That wasn't even the first time I've been stung like this. I've been party to 3 separate sets of exotic dancers refusing to dance. WTF, it's like being a mail carrier and refusing to deliver letters but willing to give a beej or a handy instead. Be advised.
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You know, I've been to a lot of bachelor parties, and none of the guys I hang with are pay for sex types either, but I've never even thought of asking the girls to just dance around. A few times I got the vibe that the chicks were actually disappointed that no one was looking to score. Probably a couple grand they didn't make at our party...
Those girls were probably, what, 22? Maybe 23? They've probably never even heard the word "Foghat." Next time try some Fallout Boy or some such drek.
They were plastic surgery Korean chicks. I don't think they would be able to tell Foghat from Fallout Boy. They hinted at house music, but the arena rock just made an absurd situation, slightly more amusing.
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