Comments on Impolite Society: Flat Ass Syndrome

I fucking love this post ed! you rock my world

2009-04-28T19:13:00.000-07:00

I fucking love this post ed! you rock my world

Me and my fat ass love you, Eddie.BiancaSunshine

2008-06-30T17:50:00.000-07:00

Me and my fat ass love you, Eddie.

BiancaSunshine

A flat ass is a sad thing. But they have a breed o...

2008-06-19T04:18:00.000-07:00

A flat ass is a sad thing. But they have a breed of woman in Wisconsin that you simply don't find here. We knew it as the Greater Milwaukee Squarebutt.

Simply put, the ass starts about halfway up the back and continues to damned near the back of the knees. Looking at it from behind, it's wide as a house. Looking at it from the side, damn, it's a vanishing act.

In an odd

Oh like I haven't seen you in the Dudes4Metatarsal...

2008-06-12T09:56:00.000-07:00

Oh like I haven't seen you in the Dudes4MetatarsalgiaChix chat rooms. Whatever, bro.

Chris, the tiny ass in a thong makes as much sense...

2008-06-12T08:37:00.000-07:00

Chris, the tiny ass in a thong makes as much sense as a guy with a beer belly wearing a half shirt, actually less sense...a fat guy in a half shirt can at least be funny. It's like showing off a hammer toe in flip flops....me no understand.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'......

2008-06-11T20:39:00.000-07:00

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'...

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand or so I have read.

Queen's best tune was written by the straight dude, "Fat Bottomed Girls".

A Neapolitan man likes a woman who he can squeeze like a pillow with tits like giant meatballs, hips like a sfogliatelle and an ass like a pot of Sunday gravy.

Boney

Eddie... been following you blog for a while and I...

2008-06-11T15:14:00.000-07:00

Eddie... been following you blog for a while and I appreciate your honesty and candor. In fact, my wife & I have discussed past posts.

What you said here is interesting, especially since I have an exGF who carries that Irish flat ass syndrome and always wanted to be done from the back. She is build well up front, but wears jeans that teenagers can't wear... my daughter of 12[at that

A flat ass is just needs some muscle to fill out. ...

2008-06-11T14:44:00.000-07:00

A flat ass is just needs some muscle to fill out. You should use as much weight as you can on squats to build mass and then refine with lunges and the stairmaster. Anecdotally, all the chicks I know with good asses eat rice and beans frequently....hope that helps.

hey eddie, sadly i am one of those flat assed peop...

2008-06-11T14:26:00.000-07:00

hey eddie,
sadly i am one of those flat assed people you speak of. I always had the flat irish ass, but i find that since having a child it has gotten worse. It sucks.

while the same could be said about me and the fell...

2008-06-11T14:14:00.000-07:00

while the same could be said about me and the fellas, you and i both know that your previous statement is ridiculous; you got yourself one fly broad. witty and smart with super sideburns always wins. where have you been?
you're totally the cat's pajamas.

every guy at some point falls for it. When I was y...

2008-06-11T13:31:00.000-07:00

every guy at some point falls for it. When I was younger I too thought a boring blonde was the be all and end all. Then I wisened up, but I'm half a bum and not the kind of feller that most chicks want to get their claws into.

wait...so i shouldn't aspire to be blonde, skinny ...

2008-06-11T13:19:00.000-07:00

wait...so i shouldn't aspire to be blonde, skinny and sexless?
i dont understand.

ive been superceded by 3 already in past relationships, and even in my current relationship i have one as my predecessor and she just got married! (i know, can you believe even joe fell for it?)

it makes me crazy ill never be like them!